Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.

Just bored, so decided to share these posts I found written by the awesome teens of this generation. Hope you can relate! This book is actually for people who have escaped from the asylum. WARNING: Side effects of reading this book include: 1. Your parents wanting to disown you because they will start to think you're a psychopath. 2. Stupidity. 3. Idiocy. 4. Becoming part of the mentally challenged... actually, you do all that just fine on your own, don't you?