[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016

i read too much angsty smutty fluffy fics for one person and i lose them a lot so. here ya go

[COMPLETED] October 2009, Phil kissed me for the first time.

A book of phan oneshots because obviously we don't have enough of them already, I mean... I don't have a schedule but if you want me to do a oneshot come shout at me, also the same if you want me to do a prompt. Though prompts do sometimes take a while, I will tag you so you can see. The first few are horrible so I suggest reading ahead a little bit by the way. And finally the word count, description and warnings are listed at the start of each oneshot, if I miss anything just tell me and enjoy!

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

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