All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad. (Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)

Welcome! This is where various anime cast's take modern day songs and put their own lyrics in. (Basically parodies) They might be a little bit silly, but it gets the point across. Hello everyone! This (like said in the previous paragraph) is where the characters of various anime's take a modern day song and put their own lyrics in. All the characters lyrics are 100% mine. It takes so much time to do all the editing and creating the lyrics, so please don't try to steal it. On the subject of updates, there might be 1 or 2 coming out a week. Like I said, it takes a lot of time and effort to make these just right and I want to put out the funniest and most understandable content I can. Thanks so much for reading. Also, you can request a certain song with an anime of your choice AS LONG AS I know the anime fairly well. My first A/N will show you all the anime's I know and are willing to do. Thank you once again and start reading! Warning: Foul language and sexual themes are mentioned.

In which a fortune cookie saves a blind date going down faster than a roller coaster after a steep climb.

"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

Archer Morales's life is finally perfect. He's married to the girl of his dreams and finally has a job he enjoys. But when something completely unexpected happens, Archer discovers that his wife, Hadley, has been keeping secrets, and that his past isn't going to be staying in the past for much longer.

When Vika gets kicked out of her flat, she moves in with her friend under one condition--she must babysit Cleo--the friend's best man's cat! She doesn't expect Cleo's owner to be the cold but delectably sexy Noel. And it turns out they'll be spending a lot of time together... ***** Self-proclaimed unambitious Vika is down on her luck. She's been fired from her job, kicked out of her apartment, and now she finds herself on her best friend's fiance's couch facing writer's block and a dreary future. To top it all off, she has to earn her keep by taking care of her friends' best man's cat. Vika's their maid of honour, so she can't exactly say no to such a simple request, especially when the best man in question is the drop-dead gorgeous Noel. Soon, sparks fly between Noel and Vika, but their chemistry is put to the test as wedding duties get underway. Can they keep the fire burning long enough not to make a scene at their friends' wedding? [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

A book of all the problems I have of being an Asian. If your not Asian you can still read it if you want! This book is just for fun to see if people in general can relate. These aren't meant to be offensive in any way so just a heads up. THESE R SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY AND REALTABLE

(COMPLETED) Tired of being single, Coralie is determined to find true love. With the help of her friend Donovan, the two set off on an adventure to reenact several Disney films to get Coralie one frog closer to her prince. [Short Story #69]

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

⇝Featured on Wattpad @humor profile⇜ Death is stuck in an odd conversation with its latest reap from Earth, and Death is not backing down. Cover by @wannabea-