This is sad, really really sad. I am talking to a bloody cow. And yes I said cow. Like as in a cow that goes MOO! Ands thats what she did. At least I think it’s a she because if she’s a he, he has some pretty big man boobs. Phew we made it to the top of the stairs. I couldn’t help but let my signature smirk fall across my face. I am the queen of pranks. Cows will willingly go up stairs but not down. Now on the second floor of Sanibel High there is a cow running around. This is gonna make Principal O'Riley go crazy once and for all! I quickly tapped the three signs I had made on the cow. One had a HUGE arrow that pointed to the cows rear end that said “YOU CAN KISS MY ASS BRITTANY O’CONNELL!” The other two I tapped to the side of the cow. Both of those had a picture of me smiling with a thumbs up saying “Vote for London for Class President! American by birth. Rebel by Choice.” Damn I looked fine! O who am I? I’m the bad girl. I have been in trouble more times than you have said the word Yolo. I am about 5’ 3’’ have blonde white hair and big blue eyes. If you look up the phrase “Bad Girl” you would see my picture. I looked at my phone and saw the time. 11:58. Two more minutes and everyone would be walking in this hall to get to the cafeteria. Two more minutes until everyone was reminded once again I was the best bad girl ever! And then about 2 minutes after that I would probably have my ass in a chair in the principals office.

[This book has officially been published and only a sample remains. See inside for details.] Nora Montgomery's primary goal was to remain seemingly unnoticed until graduation, and that meant staying away from Ryder Collins. But when both she and Ryder are selected to participate in the local police department's handcuff demonstration, they find themselves inescapably chained together. The tension between them is thick; filled with unresolved issues from their past friendship. But things get a whole lot worse when the officer loses the key and the pair are forced to accommodate each other until a replacement is available. Being handcuffed to the opposite gender was sure to introduce some extremely uncomfortable situations. Things are about to get awkward, right? 2013 Watty Awards Winner Most Popular, Mystery//Thriller

#1 Teen Fiction | #1 Young Adult | #1 Romance "We all need someone to drive us mad." - The Wombats. He stared arrogantly down at me, a smirk plastered across his face. I sneered up at him with distaste, wanting to wrap my fingers around his neck and strangle that smirk off of him. He brushed my golden hair from my face, his long, slender fingers sparking electricity in my skin, making my knees wobble together. "Will you ever, forgive me?" he whispered huskily, his eyes intently staring into mine. His face was only mere inches from me. I just needed to reach out a little further to kiss him... "Yeah. Over my dead body." I snapped, before throwing my arms out forcefully, shoving my hands into his chest, pushing him from me. -*-*-*- He, is Carter Williams. I, am Lacey Adams. We were once, inseparable. The 'Golden Couple'. The unbreakable best friends, that everybody envied. Nothing could get between us. A part from being tighter than white on rice, we updated our status from friends to being in a relationship, frequently. We were neighbours, which meant our families were all close and even co-owned houses around our town. This, all is, until the day of my sixteenth birthday. Everything changed. The loving relationship we shared, was severed and torn apart. I couldn't hardly stand to look at him any more, without spitting fire that is. Every day is torture being around him. He was in all my classes at school and the window in my room was even directly aligned with his. So, what happens? My mother's mum gets sick, so dad and her fly out. Just them. Leaving me to stay with Carter and his parents, who are never home. We would be alone. In one house. Under the same roof. If I was insane before, I have no idea what I am now. © 2016 by LaurenJ22. All rights reserved.

Grace is Sweet, simple and way too sarcastic. She doesn't like to be rude to people but, she stands for her friemds and family no matter what. Cameron is Badass, law breaker who doesn’t believe in love and has no intrest in girls whatsoever. ‘Love is perfect waste of time’ he likes to say. You put the cocky badass and the queen of sarcasm together, with some twists and turns..and what have we got? An unforgettable rollercoaster ride full of fun, arguments, fights, laugh riots and much more! This isn’t just any cliché, this is father and mother of all clichés!

Luke Passero; a star athlete, average student, but wildly popular among his peers. Nicole "Nicky" Dallas; just moved back to Autumn Valley after years of being away, a mysterious and quiet girl. Who would have thought a train-wreck of a story would all start with a harmless party game?

!!!!STORY MOVED TO AMAZON EBOOKS~ ONLY 4 CHAPTERS AVAILABLE!!!!Ellie Coleman comes from the poor side of town. When she becomes best friends with Knox Hendrix, quarterback at Ole Miss and the pride of Stanford her life changes. Used to being ignored by the town and her parents she finds herself opening up to Knox and his family. When Knox has to leave for school he asks her to go with him. Ellie refuses after a talk with his mother that destroys her illusion of her friends acceptance of her. She leaves to make it on her own, sick of her parents and her home town. Four years pass and she fights her way to get a job as an intern at ESPN television, while studying journalism at a local college. When Knox comes to the station for an interview he sees the girl who ran away with his heart. When she sees him she ignores the pain of his betrayal does her job. What happens when she discovers that the thing that kept them apart for four years was a lie? (slowly being edited) :) © All Rights Reserved. 2013. cover done by @KellyLM

The American government made a new law that is allowing people to have slaughter houses for horses.. but they didn't just stop there. Now they've made laws that allow slaughter houses for human criminals, too. Restraunts and grocery stores are decieving the American population by adding criminal human meat into their selection, saying it's just a new breed of cow; other countries soon follow. The human population has now gained a strong penchant for human flesh, unknowingly. When they figure it out, however, they don't stop eating it. They have become addicted to it, and nothing will stop them. They've turned into cannibals. They're not traditional mindless zombies. They're smart, and will stop at nothing to gain another meal. Some people, however, haven't eaten the meat. Some areas around Los Angeles, California, USA have not been touched with this horrible mind-controlling hunger, because the companies around this area had refused to make these inhumane slaughter houses. The people in Los Angeles (and vegetarians) are the only ones who haven't become overridden by their desire for human flesh. Most of these people, however, have been eaten. Among these people are Toby Turner (and his mombuscus, dadbuscus, and niecebuscus), Jack Douglass,and Sean Klitzner. About a year later, when they think they are alone and struggling for survival, they meet Rose. She has lived alone for all of this time, travelling the country in search of other survivors. All of this time alone has caused her to become hardened and hostile: a zombie-killing machine. Toby falls in love with her, but can she open her hard exterior and learn to love back?

McMahons /mc-mans/- [n.] my crazy messed up family that insults the famous and does not give back to the poor. no robin hood over here Let me get this point to you, my family is totally normal.....not. That was sarcasm, and it runs deep into our family. You see I was always that quiet kid in class that everyone thought I had it easy. Well were they wrong. I have the strangest family that has ever stepped on earth. It runs back deep, like great great grandparents deep. I'm scarred, mentally for how many things just go wrong with my family. Example, fifth grade my Dad picked me up and said he payed a kid to sing in spanish to me. What the heck Dad?? What is your plan? Or that time when my grandpa got in a bar fight with Mc Jagger for calling him a girl. That I can see happening. You see though this family is not normal, will never be normal, and will stay not normal Amen. This isn't a story about a girl and her supposingly wacked up family. No, this is the definition of lunacy, craziness, and embarressment. My name is Spetember McMahon and I am please to welcome the McMahons. [cover by crazycherries]

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms