Obama's a 19 year old stripper. Living the WILD LIFE! When he meets Michelle in the strip club one day and they become stripper buddies!

"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

(THIS IS A JOKE. HOLY SHIT. IM SORRY.)

When Billie Joe slips into depression, will anyone be there to save him?