Alana has almost given up...almost. She doesn't show it, though... her coping mechanism would make anyone think she's insane. She meets her heroes one day, what'll happen? [TRIGGER WARNINGS] Anxiety/ panic attacks Suicidal thoughts/ attempts Self harm Slight bullying Depression. I put a ⚠️ before a triggering paragraph!

What if the World was.. Different. Everything was just different. The normal was for a man and a man to wed. And babies came from both genders.

Nobody's going to ever make Brendon change who he is. Passing him on to some prissy private school and pairing him with some goodie-goodie is definitely not going to work. It doesn't matter how much time they forcefully spend together, or how desperately everyone wants it to work. It'll work, they say, it'll definitely work. It will. At least, not in their favor. [Disclaimer- I don't,,, I don't really ship it. This is essentially practice work.]

"Our relationship can be really described as a porcelain doll....It was beautiful and clean, the porcelain was white and unscathed, but now the once beautiful, immaculate face has been broken. The porcelain has been shattered and is all over the floor, and you weep as you try to piece it all back together again. You fit the shards together and glue them, placing the marble blue eyes awkwardly back into place. Now you just fear for it, any little touch or vibration could make it collapse and it makes you so goddamn paranoid.... All these little pieces fall out and your hands shake violently as you attempt to replace it. It's exhausting, and repetitive, and frustrating. You just so desperately wish to throw it on the floor and leave it to rot in its millions of white shards, but you don't. You won't give up because that's love....And I refuse to give up on us as much as it hurts me to do so."

Brendon Urie is unstoppable. The famed Museum of Natural History stationed all the way out in Montana just recruited him to the renowned group Blue: a team of paleontologists working isolated on a barren wasteland to uncover anything they possibly can before they head back in a couple months. Simple enough, according to Brendon. There's no easy way back and almost no way to contact the museum without traveling miles and miles back to the closest road in the middle of nowhere. With nobody to check up on the tiny dream team, it's almost as if they've been removed from the face of the Earth. But the moment they uncover the bones arranged in strange ways, team members start disappearing, and Brendon is going to wish he'd stayed in California. And in a matter of sixteen days, he's going to have to make a choice.

He is not an ordinary boy. The world is cold and scary. But it's all worse with the illness he is struken with. In conclusion: he feels he is a mistake.

People talk about their first love as if it's the best thing to happen to them. My story is a little bit different. You see, my love is a complete jerk who somehow stole my heart. I swear you better tell them the truth Ry! Okay so maybe I'm the jerk. You think someone who literally gets along with everyone would get along with me, right? Wrong. Him and his beautiful blue eyes waltzed right into my life and made it hell with his perfect attitude and gorgeous face that somehow never showed emotion. You're probably reading this thinking I'm a complete twat. Twat? Maybe. Prick? Definitely. But we're not on that subject right now. I'm Ryan Ross and this is the story of how I fell in love with my juvenile, idiotic, all around bitchy roommate, Dallon Weekes. You're the bitch Ryan! Can't you just feel the love?

Brendon, dallon, josh, Tyler, dan, and Phil are horny and part human hybrids ((our original story))

Dallon really likes Brendon. Brendon doesn't know Dallon exists. Dallon feels as if he's falling for Brendon as soon as he finally notices him. Brendon will find a way to be with Dallon if he likes it or not. This story has the tiniest bit of smut btw... lol there's like one chapter. Lol I have my lovely wife editing this book so it will be better than any of my other ones.

This is a parody of all those cliche stories that you absolutely LOVE. #255 in Humor