Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

Lance McClain and Keith Kogane are cast as love interests in one of the first ever gay rom-coms. Their relationship off-camera begins to parallel their relationship on-camera as the two start to regularly become intimate. However, despite the regular hookups, Lance cannot accept the fact that he has feelings for another man. Keith can only handle Lance's refusal to be in a proper relationship with him for so long. Eventually, he moves on and starts dating other people, forcing Lance to come to terms with his feelings if he ever wants to be with Keith again. WARNING: definitely contains smut ;) alright so this isn't 100% accurate any more just ignore the last sentence

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