Author: After meeting The Joker, Obsidian becomes caught in a web of power and lov- Me: Wait! That's all you got? You call that an introduction? I'll take it from here. Author: Really? You're interrupting me in the middle of my description? Me: Honey, this is show biz, and I'm the star. This intro is mine. Author: Whatever... Me: Alright, let's cut to the chase, I'm Lilith Bones AKA Obsidian. I've become The Joker's sidekick, but eventually... Well... Let's just say I become just a little bit more. But then again, nothing is ever cut clean like that. P.S. The real story isn't in this format. I just couldn't put quotes without the description mangling the text. In case you were wondering whether to read my story, you should. Or at least try the first chapter out? It's only a couple hundred words :)

A/N: My version of the Harley Quinn story! (Not the real story!) Harley X Joker Harleen Quinnzel was driving home from Arkham Asylum one night. As her car broke down she walked around trying to find help. She runs into a strange man wearing a hood all she could see was his smile. He told her things about her boyfriend Bernie, told her that he was cheating on her with another blonde bimbo. Harley didn't care, she only wanted to know, How does he know so much about her.

Joker and Harley's classic love story takes on a modernized origin, with twists and turns ultimately leading to a deranged, power hungry, fucked up romance.

So this is my second (and hopefully better) fanfiction about Harley Quinn and Joker, both from the Suicide Squad movie :) Does NOT contain OCs or any Harley/Ivy scenes Ain't no feminazi bullshit in here Two lemons so far (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) At one point, I started to give a snowman a special diamond All characters belong to DC, only the ideas are my own