Illness (a Phan Fluff Oneshot)

Dan is ill and Phil wants to take care of him.

You had me at hello- Phan Kik

Phillion: Hey Danosaur: who the hell are you? Phillion: your soulmate It's pretty self explanatory It's about Dan and Phil Phil messages Dan on kik They get talking Dan is 23 Phil is 28 Enjoy :D

Dan And Phil Jokes

Dan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

the tattoo artist // phan (hiatus)

"Hi my names Phil and I'll be giving you a tattoo today." punk!phil/pastel!dan. btw i don't own the art that's on the cover

Dan's first tattoo

Dan gets his first tattoo after phil has had two complete sleeves it's a Pastel and punk fic

Phan One Shots

Just a bunch of Phan oneshots for when I have writers block. Enjoy! They're crap at first but I promise they get better (you could even start like halfway through when they start to get a bit better :P) Warnings: *smut, fluff, self-harm, depression, anxiety, studentxteacher, boyxboy, angst, attempted suicide, eating d...

why would you? (phan)

a phanfic Dan and Phil arnt friend and Dan is a nerd whilst Phil is popular. but... you have to read it to find out mwahahahahah. also the chapters are very short like 200 words short. I also try and update at least once a day. READ THIS BOOK PLEASE!

Death Note || Phan

Death Note with a twist. Imagine if the Death Note had fallen into the UK and was picked up by a certain British boy. Well now it's here, with Dan and Phil playing the lead roles - L and Light. (It's going to be a little different to the original - I don't want to make it exactly the same. I do not own Death Note or D...

Phan Oneshots

These are just a load of Phan oneshots I wrote. Trigger warnings are given before the chapters start, and word counts. Just in case you want to know how long it is. bc.. idk. (EDIT: I kinda gave up on this, but just be warned, some may be triggering. idk, i haven't read back through them. Most are just angst or sad.) ...

The Vampire's Heart - Phan

Story after story of vampires begin to surface around Dan's quiet, little town, but there is no way that they're real, right? When Dan stumbles across the path of the last thing he'd expect to see, he is terrified. But, he soon learns that this creature is just as afraid, and wants nothing more than a friend himself...

The Vampire's Heart II - The Dying Heart (Phan)

A sequel to "The Vampire's Heart!" (You should probably go read that first.) After a few good and calm months of living together, Dan and Phil's lives have been loving and and perfect. Phil, only recently rejoining the human world after being a vampire for many years, is still adjusting to the human lifestyle, and his...

N E K O

(A Phan and Kickthestickz.) Dan was walking home one day, when he heard a distant "meow," coming from down the alley. He explores a bit, and finds a little black and white cat with perky ears and a visible rib-cage. So, he naturally takes it to the vet, then home. And names it Phil.

Smeared Mascara - [Phan AU]

Philyra wouldn't exactly call herself a bad girl, but she's not exactly as good as picture perfect, top of the class Danielle. Sure, she liked to smoke and drink, and she listened to loud music and wore dark clothes, but she never got in trouble and she got decent grades. But Danielle was the epitome of good girl, sex...

Prince | phan (COMPLETE)

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

Sinking

i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

fuckboy

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Phan One Shots

Just a bunch of Phan one shots, some are fluffy, some are smutty. Also open for prompts and ideas c:

PHAN ONE SHOTS :)

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

High On You (Phan) // Unfinished

Dan Howell is not a happy person. He relies on any type of high to get him through each day and he's never been in love with any girl he's dated. His parents want him to marry his girlfriend of two years, but he can't bring himself to marry someone he doesn't love, and who doesn't love him. He meets a man named Phil...

Beauty and the Punk [Phan au]

Dan's family is rich. But he doesn't really care about money so he spends his life running amuck with his piercings and eventually tattoos. But, when his family has a guest over from France, it turns out to be a beautiful young man that Dan falls hard and fast for: Phil Lester. American AU Fluffy If there is any ext...

Faeries (Phan) {COMPLETED}

[Aight so I've read 89574934935 phanfics since Christmas so I'm gonna give this a go] Fairies are good sprites. Faeries are evil sprites. When Dan meets Phil, a raven-haired boy claiming he's hopelessly lost in the woods, he can't tell if Phil is really human. Dan's seen every neck of this wood, and along with the tr...

Darling;Lover (Phan)

Phil is one of the remaining Angels In the human world, and Dan seems to be one of only a handful of demons living in the human world too. -This story is inspired by the show Another-

Dan and Phil: Chosen

Two people meet by chance; one is a werewolf who didn't know he's a werewolf until he's 21 and a vampire prince who hasn't been out of the castle since he was three. What happens when Dan buys an apartment and finds Phil in his new home? Will they become friends or will they discover each other's secrets a...

Howling hearts (phan)

Dan and Phil are both werewolf they are in different packs. Every night at midnight a werewolf has to howl at the moon and the face of their mate will appear in it for only them to see. They then get the first letter of there mate imprinted on there fur but yet again only there mate can see it. They will be able to se...

Tutor me cutie •Phan•

Dan Howell, one of Lockwood High's most infamous bullies. Phil Lester, a quiet, likeable year 11 and also Dan's main victim. When Dan gets a low grade on a History paper, his teacher makes Phil his tutor. But of course they do more than study...

You Saved Me: Phan (Neko!Dan)

What happens when a lonely Phil Lester finds a shy, homeless boy that turns out to be half cat? Can he handle the responsibility of a Neko boy like Dan? AmazingPhilxDanisnotonfire AU WILL PROBABLY CONTAIN SMUT AT SOME POINT I don't own Dan or Phil I promise

Neko!Dan Drabble

Phil worked for the NNPA, National Neko Protection Agency, a large organization located primarily in London. The Agency’s main focus was saving Nekos from abusive homes, nursing them back to health, and then putting them up for adoption. Dan is the Neko. IDK--just publishing something I wrote a year ago--really don't...

Arranged Marriage- Phan

Phil is a poor boy forced to marry another man. He's not very healthy and he's very anxious to be the husband of a rich man. The constant cloud of suicide and anxiety follows Phil Lester everywhere he goes and he struggles to fit into his new life. It's a good thing this man he marries is a good man and eventually Phi...

fixing the unfixable -phan neko (BoyXBoy)

Phil Lester is gay and a neko. he lives in an abusive home and is bullied constantly where ever he is. he is anorexic and self harms whereas Dan Howell is living the dream compared to Phil, he's popular, has loads of friends, and a straight A student. when Dan sees Phil bleeding on the floor and tries to help him will...