"So Soccer Player, you think you'll get it easy? Babe, you've got another thing coming for you." "You just called me babe." "... I take that back." Game Designer!Michael FIFA Star!Calum //All credit for this idea goes to @lukeftlemonade//

❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.

mikey and callie love playing with each other's hearts (and skirts) GIRL!SOS

When Calum gets angry, he needs someone to hurt. Michael loves being hurt.

"i really like your hair" "i really like your skirt, beautiful"

just a book of malum one-shots that i write when i'm bored bc otp !! feel free to leave a prompt or to just read for some malum love. -- added to sporadically.

❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞ ❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞ or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.

where luke's mom sells luke at a garage sale as a prank and ashton just so happens to be the buyer. ❝ hey, it's better than ebay, kid. ❞ ▹ © 2016 -violence All rights reserved.

the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

a story in which calum appears to be the epitome of punk rock but surreptitiously wears pretty things out of enjoyment and michael will do anything to find out calum's secret. {lowercase intended} * * * * * [warnings: boyxboy, girly!calum] © 2015 by emma (twinkcalum), all rights reserved.