Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kalise is always surrounded by a bunch of kids. A bunch of evil little monsters that is. She's been a babysitter for the last few years, and hates every minute of it. Everyone has to get by and make money some how. While her best friend and roommate Luna, spends most of her time sleeping with the helpless, lost single dads. Kalise agrees to herself to never fall into that game, and to never sleep with any of the parents. She's a virgin and proud of it. That is until Tristins uncle Kale shows up, out of nowhere to pick Tristin up one day. With Kales sexy good looks and confident cocky smile, Kalise starts finding it harder everyday to stick to her plan. Will she follow what her head is telling her, or what her body is craving for?

Murdered and stuck in limbo, Pam Capanni doesn't know what happened to her. She never bothered anyone, she was always a helping hand, and she loved life. Forced into the In-between Underworld (a place between Earth and Hell), Pam definitely has no idea why she deserved to go to Hell. Acquiring the help of a dangerously attractive King Demon, Ace, Pam must find the answers to all of her questions, and she may just discover more than she expected. She finds herself increasingly drawn to Ace as they venture to bring justice to Pam's mysterious killer. Please be 16 years or older, thanks. Table of Contents + Sneak Peaks! Prologue Chapter One: Waking Up Dead Chapter Two: Decision Chapter Three: Training Grounds

Alexandra Musgrave-Barrington. Her name alone inspires awe and intense jealousy. She is tall, blonde and thin. She belongs to the wealthiest family in Boston. She has the perfect life, perfect friends, perfect boyfriend. Or does she? Often mistakenly perceived to easily get whatever she wants because of her good looks and her family’s influence and wealth. Unknown fact: despite her incandescent beauty she is exceptionally kind to others and she had a disregard for high society. She is charming, talented, funny, carefree and laid back. She may seem to have it all, but she suffers from intense insecurity brought on by her mother’s constant scrutiny and is unwittingly embroiled in dark secrets and betrayals. Mark Wahlberg. His name alone inspires terror and fear. When he walks into a room, all eyes turn in his direction. His bold stare holds a challenge, daring all he encounters. When trouble comes calling, he never backs down, no matter the risk. He makes his own rules as he goes. His survival skills are honed by years of hard knocks and his intuition is seldom wrong. His cocky stance and bad attitude are nothing more than camouflage, cloaking the real man and his well-guarded secrets. He DOESN’T have a perfect life. He does have and relies on his brother Donnie and their gang to survive the mean streets of crime-ridden Dorchester. He’s seen too much, been betrayed too often and has finally abandoned all the ideals he once held dear. The wounds of his past have ravaged and shaped him, and made him into the man he’s become. Although he works hard to preserve his “I don’t give a damn” image, deep inside, he needs to love and be loved. He fights hard and makes love even harder. So, beware for he feels he has nothing to lose. From opposite sides of town. Thrown together by a surprise twist of fate. Can these two stop fighting long enough to fake-date their way into each other’s hearts?

How do two completely different people end up falling for one another when they have absolutely nothing in common. Skye is a humble girl and Crispin is an arrogant man-whore. They sure were right when they say opposites attract.