(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.

Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....

Jake has been hunting demons for as long as he can remember. Dirk has been sucking the life out of hunters for his entire existence. But then the two meet, sparks fly and Jake has a hard time pulling the trigger on this one... Even if it costs him never being able to see his cousin again.

"i've never wanted someone so bad," he murmurs, gently cupping the others face. "don't leave." "promise?" he hesitated. -- cover art belongs to ikimaru lol

All the DirkJake ALL OF IT I write sucky oneshots with sappy titles

Dirk doesn't know what to expect when he arrives at Jake's house with his friends Jane and Roxy for a party. All he knows for sure is that it took one look- ONE LOOK- to know he was in love. As cheesy as it sounds, Dirk knew he was the one! But does Jake feel the same? Will they ever have a chance? What will happen to this love-struck Dirk as he falls in love even more as the days go by? ~read to find out!~ Comments and votes are greatly appreciated!!!

OK, so let's get this started. First of all, once again, I am German so excuse my spelling errors. Thank you. This is also my first story and I'm already starting off with smut. Bless me. *PAIRING; DirkJake (Homestuck) *WARNING; contains NSFW moments, dirty talking (not much, but still~), Kinks

In which Dirk and Jake attend a movie night that Roxy throws along with Jane. This includes smut, yaoi, and a bit of yuri. You have been warned!

(YAOI) :3 hope you enjoy! X3