For as long as Elena Gilbert can remember, she has had deep, indescribable feelings for someone. No, not for Stefan, or for Damon, but for some other hot dude in her life. Jeremy Sillypants Gilbert. Now that they know that they are not really siblings, but cousins, they have decided to take their relationship to the next level. Taco Johns. But what happens when the Italian mafia and Damon's time traveling watch get involved, along with Stefan's shirtless man lover, Jacob Black? A whole lot of cousin love.