seán is the guy. you know, the one guy that everybody gets along with, the one that nobody seems to have a problem with. the nice guy, the funny guy, the attractive guy, the smart guy, the guy who has every girl in the school (and even some of the boys) chasing after him. ethan is the new kid. and nobody ever likes the new kid. he's a soft, socially anxious, awkward boy, which makes him vulnerable to the many dickheads and bullies of the school. seán has been dating his boyfriend felix for four months and he's certain that nothing will come in between them. that is, until he's forced to show the new kid around the school.

Mabel's new goal is to find Dipper a girlfriend, and now that Wendy's out of the picture, things should be easy! However, when a witches spell goes AWOL, it's up to Mabel to fix it before Dipper goes from love-struck, to love-stuck.

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