Dan writes letters to the adorable sad boy in his class but is too scared to send them.

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

I wrote this from listening and watching the video, so if some words are wrong, please don't blame me.

"...it's one hell of a ride once you enter and there's no going back. No exaggeration on 'hell' sonny." Dan Howell, 1979, aspiring writer. I pass the hours in a dimly lit hotel room, locked away with a number of aberrant individuals who display ominous habits.

"wrong number." says a familiar voice. (a/n look sis i wrote this when i was a dumbass kid and like 15 years old. this shit is tough. i romanized depression and suicide and honestly i'm a dumbass bitch ass whore. i'm toxic and feel free to cancel me. (but please dont i'm a different person now) and yeah this has triggers for depression, self harm, uhhhh attempted suicide??? cheating i think?? TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS!! idk imma read this real quick and add all the triggers or whatever. read if you want but idk go read some fluff stop with the antsy shit it'll only hurt your heart.)

Phil laughed a little, nodding. "Fair enough.. When was the last time you had sex?" he asked curiously, hoping the question didn't make Dan too uncomfortable. Dan gulped, should he tell Phil? He looked up to Phils blue orbs "I'm a virgin." - © @kittendaniel and @dirty_howlter Warnings: BDSM,bxb,sex - Instagrams • kittendaniel: @lanky.lester • dirty_howlter: @dirty.howlter COVER BY @dylacorn ON INSTAGRAM

Okay I literally wrote these when i was a fetus so feel free to mock my lack of knowledge😑

daniel: a cute, innocent boy. phil: a dark, mysterious punk. - a story in which dan gets introduced to the world of bdsm by his new found friend chris. NOTE! this is a story inspired by "three is better than one", a 5sos au by @tomllinson where the three boys from 5sos take in michael clifford as their submissive. a lot of the setting in the beginning is the same, but i took my own twist with it and made it with dan and phil instead. enjoy!

When college student Dan Howell can't afford his tuition he sells himself to known sugar daddy, Mr. Lester. At first he doesn't think he could go through with it, but he gets used to the idea very quickly.

fuckboy!phil x innocent!dan tw: slight mentions of abuse/depression