Text posts which are amusing, funny, sarcastic and every other thing tumblr is. Oh and there are also tweets in here.

{plz Read!!} EDIT : This book has magically changed into a one shot for the readers :) don't ask how XD you can comment what character and even tell me a brief description on what you want the character to do to le reader. It can be lemon but if you don't want a lemon just Add on ' No lemon. ' I also take male requests. {Lemon/Smut may be in this} Ok I will update this slowly since I have lots of tests to do :c but! I will never stop writing this book ^-^!! This book is now ALL characters from fnaf!!! please don't correct me since I use my phone >.<.. auto correct. and some sentences might not make any sense xD OK of you want your own Book like bonnie x Freddy x or more something like that private message me X3. I'll try my best go update as much as possible ^>^ remember to comment vote follow and enjoy reading ;)!

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!