My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

Spis seryjnych (głównie) morderców. Ich historie, trochę ciekawostek i czasem sypnę jakimś cytatem, bo czemu by nie. *okładka autorstwa Żmii* *źródła, z których czerpię informacje: strony internetowe (głównie angielskie, bo po polsku nic nie ma) oraz wiedza własna, w tym screeny i zapiski jakichś ciekawostek etc. na kartkach, które są tak stare, że nie mam pojęcia skąd pochodzą* Seryjni mordercy © Venus, 2017

Seba, typowy dres z polskiej Szkoły Guseł, zostaje wybrany do zagranicznej wymiany. Razem ze znajomymi trafia do Hogwartu. Chłopak musi dostosować się do zasad panujących w brytyjskiej szkole i powstrzymać się od bicia każdego, kto nie szanuje Arki Gdynia.

Witam zabłąkanych w wattpadowych serwerach! Jeżeli dotarłeś aż tutaj to znaczy, że znajdujesz się w odmętach wattpadowego świata. Ostatnio nawiedziła nas fala tak zwanych merysójek. Czym jest to owe... Coś?...owy... Ktoś? Przekonaj się sam czytając "The Mary Sue, czyli panna idealna." #6 miejsce w kategorii Chicklit. - 5th January #3 miejsce w kategorii Chicklit - 5th January #1 miejsce w kategorii Chicklit - 14th January #8 miejsce w kategotii Non-fiction- 23th February #2 miejsce w kategorii Non-Fiction- 24th February #1 miejsce w kategorii Non-Fiction- 6th March

❝reality shifting❞ z racji że jest o tym głośno, to postanowiłam stworzyć swoj własny poradnik na ten temat. no i serdecznie zapraszam was do czytania, oczywiście jeśli macie jakieś pytania to nie bójcie się ich zadawać! postaram się odpowiedzieć na wszystko, o ile odpowiedź na pytanie będzie mi znana.

[BxB] Waking up next to someone after having a little too much to drink was no new, riveting story in this day and age. Waking up next to another boy, when you were also a boy, was a little more interesting, but still nothing to write home about. But waking up in Nico Beckett's sheets? To Wesley, it was a nightmare come to life. ~~~ Wesley Dillon's life was uneventful, and frankly, he liked it that way. He didn't get into trouble, he kept his grades up, he played it safe. He never did anything to rock the boat he was floating in, the calm waters of his lake left undisturbed. Now starting his last year in high school, Wes was content to continue living his life as he always has - but sometimes, and only sometimes, he caught himself wishing that something could make ripples in his tiny world. What he wasn't ready for were the waves that were Nico Beckett - a troublemaker, womaniser, and an incredibly popular boy at his school. He was everything Wes was not. Nico was the type of guy that Wes never wanted to associate with, but after waking up in his arms with panic in his chest and pains everywhere else, he realised that his life was going to get much, much more complicated. It took him everything to try not to drown as the waves pulled him further and further down. But, somewhere along the way, he wasn't sure that drowning was actually a bad thing. ~~~ #1 in romance (29/09/19) #1 in LGBT (07/09/2019) #1 in bxb (07/09/2019) #1 in boyxboy (08/09/2019) #1 in gay (11/09/2019) #1 in highschool (29/09/19) #1 in school (17/10/19) #1 in comingofage (01/10/19) #1 in slowburn (02/10/19) #1 in BL (04/10/19) #1 in lovetriangle (05/10/19) #1 in family (31/10/19) #1 in comingoutofthecloset (08/01/20) #1 in writtenwithpride (19/06/21) #4 in love (07/03/21)

"I fucking hate you." "You shouldn't really say things like that when my dick is up your ass, Norris." Two hot-headed athletes with overflowing rage and unwinding sex drive is very much never a good combo. Bryce and Ian never see eye to eye on things. Despite being caged in the same group of friends in the same swimming team of the - yes, you guessed it - same high school, the star swimmers of Norton High hadn't exactly made good first impressions to each other on the ill-fated day they met, and let's just say things spiraled horribly from there. The two rage-fueled boys always thought that they're in this feud for the long haul until one argument escalated into something that at no point in any of their lives would they allow to happen if only they did not get a little too out of control. Sex. There's a thin line between love and hate, and Bryce and Ian's barrier just keeps getting thinner and thinner. A.K.A. Bryce and Ian were fuckbuddies... up until they weren't. Status: Editing #1 in wattpride (10/03/20) #1 in bl (10/09/20) #1 in lgbtq (08/02/21) #1 in writtenwithpride (12/26/21)

Warning: RWB spoilers ahead. Some say the best love stories often take time. Emery Chernychevsky has had a crush on Cameron Brooks since he can remember. Watching him date different girls all throughout high school was nothing if not pure torture, especially when he knew he didn't stand a chance against any of them. Safe to say, he spent his single years in a long-term ache he did not once divulge to anyone, but even that did not come close to the night Cameron confessed. The night Cameron confessed his undying love for someone else. Realizing that he was hopelessly and irretrievably in love with Cameron wasn't easy, and finding out that Cameron was hopelessly and irretrievably in love with his best friend was no picnic either. Things weren't certainly made better when their friends decided to spend the entire summer holed up together in Blake's summer house, putting Emery's initial plan of getting over Cameron before he starts college into a ten-week-long agonizing pause. Of course, be that as it may, fate has had a nick of testing Emery's patience... as it only gets a little worse━then, a little better━and right back to irremediable worst of worst from there. Spin-off to Rage With Benefits. Can be read as a stand-alone but a number of references will be made from the first book.

O lugar onde Louis Tomlinson acaba um namoro de oito meses e é surpreendido (constantemente) pelo quaterback e capitão do time de futebol americano, Harry Styles. O lugar onde os jovens são nascidos e criados no litoral, a vida acontece na beira da praia e a melhor solução para todos os problemas é ver o sol se pôr. O lugar onde é verão o ano todo. Seja bem vindo aos Hamptons.

Lance popełnił ogromny błąd, mówiąc swojej matce, iż przyprowadzi chłopaka na święta Bożego Narodzenia. Keith zrobił jeszcze większy błąd, zgadzając się grać udawanego chłopaka Lance'a. " - Przejmę twoje obowiązki w robieniu prania, jeśli zostaniesz moim udawanym chłopakiem na dwa tygodnie. Pasuje ci tak? Keith musiał zastanowić się przez dłuższy moment. Czy to naprawdę mogłoby mu się opłacać? Lance był dupkiem, nie wiedział też czy udawane umawianie się mogłoby wypalić. Jednak prawie darmowe pozbycie się swoich obowiązków, to jednak coś niecodziennego i cennego. - Okej, zgadzam się. "