"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. "Fag, Disgrace, Goth." Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. (Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU) WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do. Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)

Okay so, kinda confusing, just bare with me here. Phil, Chris, and PJ are all vampires. Phil is Punk!Phil Dan is Pastel!Dan Phil finds Dan on the streets, and all that jazz. Read on to find out what happens blah blah blah. I wrote this BC I cant find a decent phanfic to read, I've read them all K gotta go write some smut not tragedies.

- dan always hated the idea of secret admirers. - that is, until phil came along. [punk!phil x pastel!dan] ::::

Pastel!Dan is in an abusive relationship. One day his boyfriend hits him in public and Punk!Phil steps in and stops him. ~~trigger warning~~ Domestic abuse Not finished and most likely never will be.

FUCK PHIL YOUR STRAIGHT NOT GAY! Don't deny the truth Phil Ugh.

Dan Howell: A boy who loves to wear anything pastel colored. He always just kinda assumed he was straight, until he met Phil Lester. Phil Lester: A boy who wears all black and loves to wear band T-Shirts as well, as long as they aren't too colorful. He never knew you could feel such strong feelings towards a person, until he meets Dan Howell.

"Phil wasn't a memory. He was an experience." The events that happened when the mentally unstable Dan met Phil, the punk with a criminal record, were breathtaking, tragic, and crazy. So crazy he had to attend therapy.

Dan is posh, Phil is not. Phil is punk, Dan likes pastel clothes. Dan is rich, Phil is not. Phil has tattoos, Dan doesn't. But the say that opposites attract.

(Punk Phil x Pastel Dan) Phil, the normal day bounty hunter might arrive at the wrong time. He may look like a normal punk, but he's far worse than expected. Dan may have a hug crush on him when he arrives at the school.

[pastel dan + punk phil] [warning that this is probably the most terrible written piece you've ever read.] dan howell, a man who wore lilac sweaters and liked coffee as much as he needed to breathe. phil lester, a man with too many tattoos and blue in his hair, with too many things that seemed dangerous about him. one night under the city lights changed everything they believed. pastel dan/punk phil au / around 2015 [highest rank: #601 in dan]