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  • How to Keep From Crying in Public
    292 24 1

    Have you ever had the sudden urge to cry in public? It's the most embarrassing thing ever, next to wetting your pants in public. Here are eight steps to help you keep from crying in public (and if you still wet your pants in public, you may need to turn to something better and more professional than Wattpad to fix tha...

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  • 『the art of spooking off your friends』
    1.1K 103 32

    got this weird uncle jim that lives alone and smells like spoiled milk? worry not! you can get out of calls with jim with these helpful tips what am i doing with my life

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  • 《garbage》
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    shitty memes, shitty dreams :^)

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  • 15 days~ Tweek x Craig (creek)
    220K 7.9K 23

    A lot of things can be done in 15 days. Getting someone to like you in that amount of time? Is it possible? (Both are 16 in this!!!)

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  • South Park Isn't Gay, I Am.. (COMPLETED)
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    Metrosexual is in once more, and every male is obsessing. Obnoxious amounts of hairspray and aftershave, tight and bright clothing and extra shinned shoes. All of the boys in Kyle's grade seem to be joining in, everyone but Kyle himself. The others find him as an outsider; a freak; a butch. He's picked on for being '...

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  • Not (Complete)
    114K 6K 32

    I'm not in love with you. I don't need you. I'm not in love with Stan marsh. ... Who am kidding? Style

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  • No Hope
    6.6K 346 7

    My family's disappointed in me. Wendy's moved on. Butters committed suicide. Cartman tried to ruin my life. Kenny's always at parties. I hurt my best friend. No body cares about me, no body loves me. I have no hope.

  • Am I Strong Now? (Creek Story)
    54.2K 2.5K 34

    "Tweek, let me put it this way," Craig started, turning towards me. I became nervous of what he would say. Was I a Freak? Annoying?? Did he hate me??? He probably hates me! God, this is too much pressure! "You're weak." He breathed out. I'm I let out a sigh that I soon swallowed. I was weak? Was I really? I mean...

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  • Creek (Craig X Tweek) Comics
    4.6M 113K 130

    Just random creek comics. Non of the comics belong to me (I'll try to credit every single artist but I'll take time)

  • Not Together (Complete)
    126K 6.1K 26

    Craig and Tweek are dating.... Or so it seemed. Alternating point of views.

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  • Bite Me [Creek Love Story]
    421K 15.5K 23

    "You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

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  • Hated (Complete)
    540K 20.3K 49

    Tweek is in high school; The best years of his life. Pfft, yeah right. He has no friends, and his life completely sucks. Tweek's point of view.

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  • Date-A-Live ✿ Creek [ Completed ]
    3.8K 190 7

    Spaceman has sent you a message! ~~~~~ Date-A-Live is an online dating site, where people from all around the world contact others possibly across the Earth to see if they're their perfect match. ❤ ~~~ This IS a South Park fanfiction and a short story. I do not own South Park or any of its characters.

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