You are an astronaut aboard the Hermes, headed for Mars- you've been dreaming of this your whole life, the day that you would live out your childhood dream- and hard-fought goal, of becoming a Martian astronaut. Everything is going fine, until Mark Watney steals your eReader, and permanently nicknames you "princess" because you were reading your favorite book, "A Princess of Mars" by Edgar Rice Burroughs. So much for a dream come true, but little do you know what is in store for you and your annoying crewmate in the coming days. Mark Watney X Reader