The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

The sequel to They Call Me Mute Girl. Binali is now a freshmen in college, now she has to figure out a whole new dynamic of her life as she tries to move on from her past. But burrying your demons doesn't mean they're really gone.

#34 in werewolf 7/12/2017 I was wondering, did it hurt when you fell from heaven." He looked like a fake bad boy. You know like the ones that act bad but are just annoying. I looked him strait in the eyes and said "No but I got a couple scratches when I dug my way up from hell." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Kylie is the going to be the first alpha female. One problem she has to go through alpha training where all the alphas first born children go through alpha training. Kylie had had a hard childhood and has a lot of secrets. She is bold, powerful, and sassy. Then Seth comes along Seth is a soon to be alpha. He is a playboy, arrogant, and aggressive. Until he meets Kylie. Right when he meets her he knows something is different and he likes it. Can he break through Kylie's walls. Only time will tell. Winner of the August awards. Winner of the chocolate awards. Cover made by @psyocholicious1

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

WATTY AWARD WINNER OF 2015 - #JustWriteIt Challenge ✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾ The hero of her dreams was too bad to be true. ✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾ Villain Academy; where all the psychotic teenagers are trained to be the world's best villains. Try being the baddest of them all when the Puberty Truck is smacking you in the face--repeatedly. It's a hard time for young, attractive villains who haven't reached eighteen. And you'd think they already have enough to deal with when their worst urban legend fear appears: The Hero. So isolating evil-minded, puberty-hitting, aggressive teenagers into a confined brick building may not be the most intelligent choice of mankind. It was inevitable for there to be one hell of a problem. And that problem was me.

This story is one of the things that happened to me

Harmony is a Wolf, not the Werewolf that are tamed but a full blooded Lycan. She should be a feral Alpha-Female that is worthy of any Alpha-Male. But she isn't she almost completely rejected her Wolf. Leaving her weak as a newborn bird and considered weak by any Male, Alpha or not. So on her eighteenth birthday she should be happily bound to her Alpha-Male. But that isn't going to happen, when her Bound turns out to be none other than the soon to be King of the Western Hemisphere of Wolf's meaning that Half of the World of the Wolf is under his control. And he doesn't want a weak Female because he doesn't believe she'll be able to do everything that needed to rule Wolf's. Heartbroken and weak she leaves her lavish home and sets out to change. Five years later an Alpha-Female that is boundless has risen to become a First ranked Alpha meaning that she'll accept a seat in the High Council. Alpha Kinsely who is Harmony. She takes up her seat and finds not only that she has to deal with an outbreak of Hybrids that threaten the Wolf's but her Bound the Prince who wants everything to do with her when she has moved on and wants nothing to do with him. But will she have the strength to resist his attempts or will her weakness to dissolve the bond they share be her undoing in that matter. It'll take everything she has to show him just how bad it is to piss off an Alpha-Female. Because only a Wolf can serve the best Revenge. Cover By: Amazing Cover by @_ladylucifer!!!!! Finished May 9, 2015 at 10:02 am

Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a choice: become a hero or stay a villain? *** The boy played with the flat brim of the cap in his hands and looked around the room. He sat back in his chair, trying to look casual, but the heel of his hi-top sneaker drummed rapidly on the concrete floor. Regan sat opposite him with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her tartan skirt. She watched him without a word and brushed a strand of blue-dyed hair behind her ear. Somehow this seemed to unsettle him more. 'Calm down,' she said. 'It's just murder.' *** Author's Note: Darkness Girl: Trickster God is represented by Louise Fury from The Bent Agency. P.S. The epic cover was made by Paul Kopetko (you can stalk him at paulkopetko.com). Enjoy!

Set during the medieval times, dragons have become a rare sight. When the king's dragon lays an egg, King Nicholas orders the capture of its bond mate. Ariana was born bonded to a dragon named Fuego. The two of them grow up together and learn their unusual abilities while hiding out from the king. But one day an attack from another kingdom leaves Ariana an orphan and she is sent to the castle to learn more about her abilities and to train for war. Not only does Ariana have the privilege of sleeping in a luxurious master sweet but she also gains the affections of a handsome knight. The only problem is Prince Alan and his distaste for Ariana. With the threat of war, Prince Alan and Ariana have to put aside their differences and train their dragons to save their kingdom.