All Frank wanted to do was take an oatmeal bath. But life isn't that easy. (I am truly sorry for this, Frank.) Started and finished this in 2017. Sometimes I come back to edit things.

If you found this you must be really bored. This was inspired from a CrankThatFrank video called 'The roast of my chemical romance' I'll put the link here > https://youtu.be/Y4-6-DYdJIQ In the video, Frank talked about having a child with Brendon Urie and then BOOM this. (I'm not even gonna try any sort of grammar for this story because I'm not gonna take it seriously) CrankThatFranku was going to go to a Brendon! At the disco concert, he was very excited. Thn in an unusual coincidence they fall for eachother. I hope you think this story is gr8, m8 and I hope you r8 it 8/8: PREPARE FOR CRINGE

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

Don't read this, this is shameless smut. Tbh people are reading this shit anyways.