"I need you to help me be a good guy," he said bluntly, blue eyes piercing my questioning gaze. And that's when I started laughing hysterically. I mean the whole laughing silently, mouth wide open, clapping like a retarded seal. And then I saw the dead serious look he had on his face. My jaw dropped in shock. "You're...
She hums the disco hit 'Rasputin' in class. She has an obsession with turtles. She's mildly allergic to her favorite food. She pinches people with her toes. She dances by herself. She wears her grandma's clothes. She regularly sings Disney songs, when she's tone deaf. She's smarter than everyone else. Her solution to...