Hermione snogging a book? Draco flexing his muscles in the mirror while singing 'Sexy and I Know It'? AND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HOT PINK ROBES?!?! What the bloody hell is this?! Oh yeah, it's my new story. This Dramione story includes complete randomness, craziness, pranks and a chocolate-obsessed Harry Potter ;) IMPORTANT!!! I made more chapters!!! Please read :)

Penguin, squirrel, and unicorn. What could go wrong? Maybe Dong Wong's Noodle Shop, who knows...