“i wanna punch him in the face” “don't you mean in the mouth with your mouth?” “yeah that too, but i wanna punch him in the face first”

Ashton's blowing smoke into his face on purpose, Calum notes. Not in the mood to take Ashton's shit today, Calum steals the blunt from his finger and inhales deeply, exhaling onto Ashton's face with a satisfied smirk. TW// recreational drug use

in which ashton lives above a baby daddy

Calum is a cast member at Animal Kingdom. His job was driving around as one of many tour guides for the Kilimanjaro Safaris. Ashton is a cast member at Hollywood Studios, but enjoys hanging out at Animal Kingdom on his days off. [spin off of Cast Member]

"fag!" "freak!" "queenie." "did you just call me queenie?" "yes babe, you're my queen."

There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.

»and if you don't like me, as I do you; I understand. because who would really choose a daisy, in a field of roses?« *republished* ©IdBang5SOS

"everyone promise one thing. no matter where this takes us, we'll all stick together."