When Gwen Taylor, book nerd and all round geek, meets an old friend, sparks fly. No really, dynamites and intercontinental missiles, every army veteran's greatest fantasy, as long as we're talking metaphors that is. Devon Whitfield steals her library seat and she imposes hell on him by checking out the one copy of his favourite book. As their fight grows more and more elaborate, the thin line between love and hate begins to blur. Featuring maddening mothers, scheming sisters, ballistic librarians, and things that would seem utterly impossible...if it wasn't war. ᴥ ᴥ ᴥ ~ 05.22.2016 : #29 in Humor ~ 03.31.2016 : #13 in 'What Hot' Humor ᴥ ᴥ ᴥ I MUST WARN YOU PERSON WHO IS READING THIS THERE ARE MANY SPOILERS FROM MULTIPLE POPULAR TV SHOWS AND BOOKS MAINLY SUPERWHOLOCK AND HARRY POTTER. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ᴥ ᴥ ᴥ Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I'm usually a happy otter but if you steal any part of this story, I will send you to the otter side. Very punny, I know. This includes writing this story on other websites and dedicating it to me or whatever - donut do it. Just donut. ᴥ ᴥ ᴥ

--Winner of the Teen Fiction Awards: Voice Category (hosted by @youngadultreads) --HIGHEST RANKING: #15 Science Fiction 3/28/2017 --A Sci-Fi/Fantasy Wattpad Novel Two girls. Two separate lives. Two different sides of the same coin. Elayne Woodson always thought she was just an ordinary girl. Like everyone else her age, she is busy preparing for the Examination, the test administered to fifteen-year-olds that determines their whole future. She knows that the results will change her life. And when her test goes horribly wrong, her life does change, but in a way she never expected. Rel always knew she was anything but ordinary. Most obviously, she's homeless, an orphan, and a runaway, living on the streets and surviving because of her resourceful nature. However, she's been hiding a secret: ever since she was little, she's been able to do strange, inexplicable things--things that shouldn't be possible. And soon enough, it will be a secret no longer. Elayne and Rel. Two girls who have no clue that the other exists. But their separate worlds are about to collide in an explosion that will change everything they know... forever. ***VERY SLOW UPDATES DUE TO SCHOOLWORK***

"Is she an MR?!" 'What's an MR?" Tom asks responding to Violet's question and me being myself I interrupt the conversation. "MR?! I know what's an MR! M stands for Miss and of course I'm a Miss. And R stands for Romantic. And I'm a very romantic person. So that explains that I'm an MR." I smirk at them. "No Miss Romantic! MR stands for Mentally Retarded. And I asked if you are one?" my jaw drops and a gasp leaves my lips. What?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? "Of course I am!" I respond dropping all other jaws in the room in process. I continue with my tribal dance swaying my hips, waving my hands in air and closing my eyes only to end up on the floor and start laughing all over again. Am I the only one laughing? Of course! (Summary inside) •••••••••••••• If you're looking for a Cliché bad boy romance oopsi doopsi, you're at the wrong place! Thank you @kimsona for such a pretty cover Thank you so much @-StayingUpLate for editing my chapters and making it beautiful! Please enter at your own risk! Cliffhangers ahead! •••••••••• Editing.... Highest ranking #5 in Humor as on 14/9/16

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.

Summer Haynes, a.k.a 'Ms. Clumsy'. A lazy Tomboy trying to get her crush's attention with the help of her former ex bully. This is not the best idea to start with... ~*~ Hey guys.. this is my first story.. (I wrote this when I was 14/15.. so this is written quite horribly lol but if you want.. give it a shot.. ) It's just for laughs. Please don't take anything in this seriously.. I wrote this just to make people laugh a little.. ** WARNING: THERE ARE GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.. *)) THERE'S ALSO A FEW SWEAR WORDS! *))) there might be scenes too cringy for certain users.. don't say I didn't warn you.

Highest rank #2 in Humor The heat that came from his body made me almost want to embrace him. His breath fanned my face due to our closeness and I parted my lips in attempt to lose the air in my throat. His eyes travelled my actions to my lips and I watched his eyes darkening as they lingered upon them way too long. Biting his own bottom lips, he moved closer to my ear so that only I could hear what he has to say next. "Close that mouth of yours sweetheart unless you want something else inside it." __________________ Getting kidnap is one thing. Getting kidnap while you're on a walk with your grumpy cat who can't stop peeing is another. Feyona and Keyona are twin sisters. Everything about them is identical except their eye colour. What happens when one of the most powerful and cherry-tomato loving, hashtag criminal Sebastian, accidentally kidnaps Feyona instead of Keyona for the reason we're yet to find out. (Contains some mature scenes) NOTE : I HAD WRITTEN THIS BOOK WHEN I WAS A STUPID TEENAGER, SOME PARTS MIGHT MAKE YOU CRINGE AND THERE ARE HELL LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

"I missed having a little cas in my life." He smirked, letting his eyes show a little life. It was a sight to see and no words could do it justice. "What's cas?" I frowned, confused. "It's who you are. Crazy, Awkward, and Sweet." After her mother takes a job out of the country, Matey Greer is sent to live with her estranged father and his new family. The wooded sleepy town of Palo Ville is a stark contrast to her fast life in Miami. But with a larger than life character like Matey - things will undoubtedly shake up. Follow Matey as she embarks on the cusp of something a little Crazy - 'Like kissing the scariest girl in school', a little Awkward - 'Like accidentally impersonating a doctor', and a little Sweet - 'Like falling for a guy who is seems wary of love.' ||BEST RANKING: #1 IN HUMOR|| ||BEST RANKING: #34 IN TEEN FICTION||

Why wasn't I moving anymore? I'd gone still, muddled as what I should do. My eyes swept up off my body and on to the boy, catching a breath in my throat when he smirked in my direction, flicking two fingers two in the air. "Hi," I read his lips. Helplessly, I become entangled in his soft spoken greeting, taking the first leap to the captivating boy in the corner. I decided he was beautiful enough to become my distraction. My own little addiction until I left the safety of the pretend world we were all playing make-believe in. --------- Right when Silvia Ellington is about to start her senior year, her mother decides to have her move in with her aloof father and his "perfect" family in California. She promises to be on her best behavior, and for the most part, she's able to keep her snappy attitude in check...until she ends up going to a party one chilly night. In the adolescent madness, she finds a tattooed boy named Dakota. He's ungodly tall and has crystal blue eyes that can sway any good girl to do bad things. When they first meet, he makes it his job to show that he doesn't like Silvia. And he's got reasons. All she has to do is disarm this bad boy and unlock the secrets he's keeping deep inside. Before they know it, Silvia and Dakota embark on an emotional roller-coaster of a relationship that is bound to ruin a few lives. But when Silvia's own secrets come knocking on her door, will it tear them apart or will love prevail? HIGHEST RANKING: #1 in Action #2 in Humor #2 in Teen Fiction #1 in Drama #8 in Romance

The story of Dakota and Silvia continues in the sequel, Dismissing Dakota. ⚠️ DO NOT read the summary unless you want to be spoiled. None of this book makes sense if you haven't read Disarming Dakota ⚠️ Silvia Ellington is crushed by what she has just learned. A revelation she wasn't expecting has been thrown on her lap for everyone in town to see. Dakota is now a stranger - and Silvia wants to keep it that way. As weeks pass, Silvia can't help but miss the bad boy she's dismissed so easily. But she knows what she's done is the right decision. Soon enough, something more sinister begins to brew in the town of Crescent Heights. Silvia's trust in Dakota gets tests once more when the truth is revealed. Silvia OWN hidden past from Maine may not remain a secret for long either.