A long time ago, I promised a certain multifandom purposely bad fanfiction saga that is going to be 5 "books" long would be uploaded. Today, today is that day. I will be changing the names of most of the people I know in real life's self inserts, mainly that of my ex-crush, not to protect her privacy, but because she probably has a Wattpad and I don't want her to ever talk to me or my sons again. So, this saga features: Homestuck My Little Pony Percy Jackson Pokemon And above all, SHITTY SELF INSERTS! I do not own anything except, of course, the shitty self inserts. Also, the guy at the bottom of Condi's pool named Bob. He's my own creation too. Also please, don't be alarmed: THIS STORY IS STRICTLY PG-13! Although characters will be found doing things if ya know what I mean, no descriptions will be provided.