I didn't want this story to happen either. oh well. if you weren't disappointed in me before, you should be now. also apologies to IHE, but hey at least it's not you.

Leafy was walkign don the park wen he saw the most prettiest girl evr "Excuse me miss, may I help you with your purse?" "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER? but luckily I'm an independent women so fuck off, I don't need no men!" Leafy dat night cryd himself to sweep, he needed dat gurl. - I fucking hate myself

One day you were scrolling on YouTube cuz you were bored Asf then you stumbled upon a youtuber named "pyrocynical" which sounded like a type of medicine for tumors. But you found him on Twitter too and he seemed like a chill dude so you followed him and hit him up in the dm's and asked if he wanted to do collab of some sort (you were a youtuber 2) and that's how your friendship blossomed. Note: This was made in 2016, sorry for the damn cringe, I'll keep the book as an old fossil.

(FurFag/Pyrocynical x Reader) (Offensive) You are a senseless American who plans on going to college in the UK for video design. You couldn't wait to be in the same city that history is dwelt in. You finally arrive to the country of your dreams, loving every moment and feeling as if you're really going to love college. You soon get second feelings, so you decide to head out, only to meet a man who makes YouTube videos in his basement. (Mature content/Smut)

If you are reading this, you have no life m8. And you are a cancerous pyro fan. You are infected with pyro disease. Go get yourself some prescribed pyrosanical.

I'm being completely serious about the title, Yaoi is the very reason why autism is a thing. (Satire my nigga, calm down)

" You're my m8 " " Kinky. " " No, you asshole. "