Slytherin jake x reader x Gryffindor dirk

What if the boy who lived wasn't really Harry Potter but Harry Malfoy? Mr. Malloy shows up to the Dursley's home to take Harry away from that toxic environment and what Harry finds out, changes his and dracos life THERE IS A NEW VERSION/PORTION OF THIS STORY SO PLEASE IGNORE THE MESS AT THE BEGINNING *DISCOUNTINED* What will happen? Read to find out Characters belong to JK Rowling

Much derp is takings place here o3o if u like derping around with Homestuck characters and having a FUCKING great time THEN HELL FUCKING YES YOU SHOULD READ THISSSSSSS!!!..... Thank u }:)

"Please watch con air with me this weekend?! " My voice pleaded with the overly grumpy teen in front of me. "Fuck no. As if I want to waste my time on an annoying movie with annoying kid." I clutched the movie to my chest and looked down at the ground. I know this is just him. The yelling and the insults but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt from time to time. I heard him sigh "look john as much as id like to laugh at how aweful that movie is I have this thing with Terezi this weekend and I kind of want to impress her, I'm already nervous as it is. Why don't you ask Dave the annoying douchebag?" I averted my gaze and smiled "thanks Karkat maybe I'll try him. Hope everything goes well with Terezi." I ran off and when I couldn't see him anymore I slowed down. The one person I didn't want to annoy was dave. I wanted him to think highly of me and if he saw how I fan girled over nic cage. His respect would fly through that window. Though it may have already

This is a WHOLE BUNCH OF HOMESTUCK!

(Jake's POV) "Dirk Strider! He's an interesting fellow..." I whispered keeping my eyes glued on the anime glasses wearing teen across the lunch room. Suddenly Dirk stood up and turned his head in my direction. "He couldn't have possibly heard-" My words got caught in my throat as Dirk began making his way towards my table. I felt uneased with the dark aura around Dirk. "Oh my..." [My first fic of Dirk X Jake. I hope you enjoy!!]

You are a new member to the Midnight Crew Agent. You just happened to stumble upon the job. it seemed easy enough. Dirk, a Derse agent, is one of your friends who just so happens to know someone who could help you out with your job. the thing is, he's the head of the Prospit Agencies. A British man named Jake English.

Sadstucks that I hope will make you sad >:)

Love for the price of oblivion? I think not, but, you could say something fishy is going on. Jake is the new kid in school, with his emerald green eyes and unruly black hair, (F/n) just couldn't get enough of him. (F/n) however, was anything and everything average. Average grades, popularity, everything. Slowly, (F/n) falls in love, as history repeats itself over and over again. I made the cover! I also do not own homestuck, all that jazz belongs to Andrew Hussie.