Dan Howell and Phil Lester are just normal you tubers living everyday life. Until.....

Wanna know whether your story is a great catch or a dead fish? Well, you've come to the right place! There are a lot of review books out there that will give you feedback on your whole story... but this isn't one of them. This review book is solely for the purpose of letting you know whether I would keep reading your book past the first chapter. It's simple: I read the first chapter of your story and then I tell you if it hooked me and reeled me in enough to keep me interested in the rest. Are you up for the challenge? Do you think your story has what it takes to survive the test? If so, open up this book and dive right in! And please, don't expect me to go easy on you. **This review book is heavily inspired by @Wimbug and their "Evil Reading Request List" book. If you haven't, you should definitely check it out. It's hilarious and quite insightful. Plus, she is an amazing writer herself, so check out her works! ;)**

James Kirkpatrick's difficult life leads him to take solace in virtual reality—a momentary peace soon shattered by mystery, intrigue, and unseen forces bent on plunging the world into chaos. An epic tale of love, loss, and the boundless influence of technology, No Life to Lose examines our fears, our hopes, the price of our dreams ... and what it truly means to be human.

A BOY. A CAT. A NIGHTMARE IN TWO WORLDS! (A Wattpad FEATURED Story) * *Voted 'TOP 100 Children's Books to Read in a Lifetime' by GOODREADS.COM users!** ***Raves from The Guardian (UK), KIRKUS, Midwest Book Reviews, AMAZON, and more!!!*** In the sleepy town of Appleton, a young loner follows a stray cat onto the road and is struck by a car. A leg is shattered, a summer is ruined, and the troubled life of Billy Brahm goes from bad...to cursed. When the mysterious cat appears at his bedside, Billy is haunted by strange and prophetic dreams; the creatures within them speak of Watchers and Shadows...and the Enemy that Awakens. Does this impossible realm hold the key to healing his broken body? Is the golden-eyed cat there to help the boy, or to make the nightmares come true? Too frightened to share the truth with his strict adoptive parents, Billy realizes that the only ones he can turn to are the local vet's daughter, the town's 'crazy cat lady'... ...and a mystical tiger, beckoning from his dreams. --- AUTHOR'S NOTE This is the first volume in THE SHADOWLAND SAGA -- a powerful and personal epic, intended to make you think, and feel, and Dream. It's a tale that slowly tightens its grip until you're unable to escape its haunting and mysterious grasp. Thanks in advance for all the comments, votes, and support! I truly hope that you enjoy your journey with me through through the Veil... Brooke Burgess www.brookeburgess.com

NOTICE: i wrote this many years ago. it's awful. i don't know why it got this many reads, like??? but anyway. don't read this if you have standards anywhere above the floor. you never thought you could meet your favorite YouTubers of all time. But when you get out of the house with no glasses, will you finally meet your destiny?