Just a random story I thought of while watching DBZ at 3 a.m. Beerus reminds me so much of my cat and how much of an asshole he is when it comes to his naps and using me as a human pillow when I have stuff I need to do. No smut in this one but definitely fluff. Enjoy!

Beerus is a lone warrior. He doesn't need anyone in his life and cares only about his meals. He may have a soft spot for earth, but he will still destroy it without flinching. It's who he has to be. He never hoped for anything along the lines of love. However, you litteraly fall into his life and shake it up to its core. What will happen to his normal way of life? Will you be a friend? An enemy? Or a lover?