Haruhi has a secret. A very BIG secret. She is the representation of Tokyo, and her "father" is the representation of Kyoto. You see, every country has at least one secondary personification and said secondary personifications, after every certain amount of years, turn back in time to being a baby again. At first, it was a nuisance as they kept their memories, but now it is used to monitor citizen happiness, expectancy, etc. Haruhi is monitoring Ouran Academy which is all fine and dandy to her until the world meeting, that is hosted by Japan this time around, requires her to be 'big brother' Japan's +1. On a school day. On a club day. And knowing the Host Club? They're going to stalk her. She can't get out of the meeting without her brother looking bad, but she can't get out of a day of school because, knowing Tamaki, he would question why she wasn't at school. If she used the excuse of being sick, he would send a doctor. She really was in a bind... hi, hello. See this story? It's incomplete and will never be finished. Sorry, dudes.

"It was a normal day to begin with. I mean, school was over for the day and Ina and I had just been wandering around in the woods when- Hey, stop that! Ina, get- back off from the camera! I'm explaining it to them!" "Oh my god, Alistaire you're doing it all wrong! It's not suspenseful enough! Give me the camera!" "Hah! I got the camera back" Alistaire gives the camera a small, hesitant smile "well, I don't have much time left, but it will say this; Our story is an odd, but fun one. I hope you stick around and see it to the end." The smile remains for a bit longer, but then disappears "now how do I turn this thing off? I don't-" the screen went black, signifying that the video was done. This is the story of Ina and Alistaire; two siblings that had started off with a normal life then ended up much weirder than they could have ever thought possible. Collab between @author-chan and I NEITHER @author-chan NOR I OWN NARUTO. WE ONLY OWN OUR CHARACTERS AND THE SLIGHT ADJUSTMENTS THAT WE MAKE TO THE PLOT.