This is just some of the Dirty Harry Potter jokes I've heard or seen, if you have any you want me too add in a chapter then PM me!!!!!! Some of them my sister tried making up so if they are horrible I apologize.

Hello there! This is just a little story I thought up while watching The Goblet of Fire the other day. It will only have about 6 to 7 parts. I will be updating every other day, or every day (I'm not sure yet). I hope you enjoy! Reviews and votes are very much appreciated!

hello potterheads! in this fanfiction I will be writing about the Harry Potter characters x reader! i apologize, but i cannot take requests right now, but they should be open soon! xoxo highest ranking: #266 in fanfiction #219 in books

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

❝I want you for worse or for better. I would wait forever and ever...❞ Elizabeth Reething is a Ravenclaw: polite, intelligent, curious, and best friends with Draco Malfoy. She just so happens to be the target of Harry Potter's unconditional affection, an affection that pushes even her best attempts at being polite and friendly. Book cover template by @humaneity, based off of Shawn Mendes' "Handwritten" album cover.