There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.

"Have you ever loved anyone?" "Have you?" "You didn't answer my question." "You are the answer." × Sequel to Killer || Muke × All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

"So you, the serial killer, expects me, the totally innocent, but unbelievably unhappy high school student, to walk into the sunset with you and be happy?" "That doesn't sound too bad." "You're lucky you're cute." × Prequel to I Never Wanted To || Cashton × Ranked #199 #169 #145 #133 #114 & #84 in fanfiction. All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

-In which Ashton just wants to get in the stubborn artists pants- ashswallowedthegoldfish -wanna know a secret, gorgeous?? calumhoodie -ugh sure ashswallowedthegoldfish -your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis. 😊 calumhoodie- I'm blocking you smh

"Dear Calum," All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

Ashton wiped away Calum's stray tear with his thumb and gave him a warm smile. "You need to find your confidence baby." He placed a soft kiss to his cheek. "You're beautiful."