All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.

Welcome to mine booketh of entertainment for those who art twid'ling mine thumbs. I desire thee all enjoy! *This story is rated mature because it may contain strong language during video content*

I bet you thought that all Minecraft mobs were just annoying pests who deserved to be killed. You thought wrong. Each mob has a story, each mob has its own feelings. Here are just a few of them. ~o~O~o~ This story is dedicated to all the YouTubers who keep me entertained and stem my love for Minecraft. Special thanks to SkyDoesMinecraft, Deadlox, GenerationHollow, Benjamin Pracy and LandonFleury.

The saddest moments, the heartbreaks, the deaths, the tragedies. The moments that made you scream at the sky-- "WHY STARCLAN WHY???" They will be rewritten to suite a sort of strange twisted humor. You may laugh. You may cry. Books will be spoiled. Abominations will form in this book. I'm so sorry. XD Sad moments belong to the Erin Hunters. Seriously like all the books will be spoiled. You have been warned.

We've all seen some cliché and terrible roleplays. This spoof is going to pick fun at those wretchedly awful roleplays! Follow the adventures of lots of cliché cats controlled by idiotic twolegs as they slowly break the fourth wall! Cover made by @Featherfrost_ and concept by Fiyahh.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS