Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Tord finds the love of his life and when he doesn't get his way he loses it.

John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.

Edit: Old username will not be changed from the book. This is my first one-shots book. Please feel free to suggest anything! Yes... even lemons! I'll try to update often! Only x readers please! I'll make another book soon about non x readers if it helps. I don't own the Eddsworld Characters. Highest Rank: #94 in Fanfiction Completed on June 28, 2017