Roses are red, violets are blue This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment. And poems: the roses and violets thingy. And random jokes. Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up line from someone. Aaaaand 1 or 2 pickup lines Enjoy if you wish to read. Oh and credit will be given if I get a Comeback, Insult, or Pick-up Line from a book or an author. °°°°°°°°°°°°° Property of: whocaresnerdbrains15

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads!

Pain is all Alex has ever known. Taken from his people as a child, he was trained to be a hunter for the humans. Alex's mixed blood makes him an asset for tracking, so he spends his days gathering Kiya to work in the factories with the other Haydeans owned by the company. His only knowledge of the world outside The White City comes from the stories he hears from them. None of which are very pleasant as Haydeans attack hybrids for fun. Their mixed blood is viewed as an insult to the proud humanoid race, and the purebloods make that known. Besides the threats from the others, Alex is punished for any failure by Sir. The human has invested a small fortune in the hybrid and has big plans for the boy when Alex is approved to enter The Black City. But when an opportunity to escape The Tower presents itself, Alex takes it. Despite the dangers, he races off across the desert and begins his long journey home, where he hopes a family might be waiting for him.

SAMPLE OF PUBLISHED BOOK THAT WAS FIRST WRITTEN ON WATTPAD. Fletcher was nothing more than a humble blacksmith's apprentice, when a chance encounter leads to the discovery that he has the ability to summon demons from another world. Chased from his village for a crime he did not commit, he must travel with his demon to the Vocans Academy, where the gifted are trained in the art of summoning. The academy will put Fletcher through a gauntlet of gruelling lessons, training him as a battlemage to fight in the Hominum Empire's war against the savage orcs. Rubbing shoulders with the children of the most powerful nobles in the land, Fletcher must tread carefully. The power hungry Forsyth twins lurk in the shadows, plotting to further their family's interests. Then there is Sylva, an elf who will do anything she can to forge an alliance between her people and Hominum, even if it means betraying her friends. Othello is the first ever dwarf at the academy, and his people have long been oppressed by Hominum's rulers, which provokes tension amongst those he studies alongside. Fletcher will find himself caught in the middle of powerful forces, with nothing but his demon Ignatius to help him. As the pieces on the board manoeuvre for supremacy, Fletcher must decide where his loyalties lie. The fate of an empire is in his hands ... Did you know that the Wattpad version of Summoner: The Novice is just a large sample of the first draft? The professionally published version is longer and 100% completed, with more demons, more lessons and more action! You can buy it now in all good bookstores and online, including Barnes and Noble, Waterstones, Amazon, Kindle, iBooks, Google Play, Kobo and Nook. Please vote, follow and add my book to your reading list if you like my writing :) The cover is by Małgorzata Gruszka, one of my favourite artists: This book is represented by Juliet Mushens at The Agency Group.

Thief. Murderer. Mage. Prince. Warrior. Heroes. 16 year-old Sabin's plans to join the army change when he learns he is a Serien - a warrior who wields an element. With a sentient sword, he must find the other Seriens. His goal: unite them into a force capable of defending humanity from the Guan, a humanoid race believed to be extinct. His charges are a belligerent thief, sarcastic assassin, adorable mage and arrogant prince. Each with their own agenda. Stand together or die alone. The hero price is never fair. ------------ Book 1 of the Path of Light and Fire series. Book 2 - Dragon & Phoenix (Completed). Book 3 - Frozen Light (Under Construction) The Appendix and extras can be found in the companion book "A World of Light and Fire."

The 'Gifted' Trilogy Book Two Justin Wales has always been somewhat of a loner. He has an embarassing secret that he's been hiding since his parents were murdered, the only other person who knew he was special was his uncle. Until Will came and turned everything upside down, now they're onto his secret, one he doesn't want to share. Not to mention the Lab has sent a bounty hunter after him and she is relentless. They have a chance to rescue their friends but is it a trap? Can they trust anyone else? Or will they be recaptured once and for all? ©Copyright AwsomeDragons

The 'Gifted' Trilogy Book One William Gilligan, heir to Gilligan industries, has seemingly destined for greatness. His father fully expects him to be the son he always wanted to be, and his mother is two steps behind him. But Will doesn't always feel like that's what he wants to with his life. He's always been sort of an adrenaline junkie, jumping off of high things an never breaking a bone. People say he's lucky, Will knows better, he's special. One day, that all changes, Will's secret gets out. One that he's been skillfully keeping for seven years. With sudden popularity and growing fans, comes new enemies. Will is being hunted by the very people who changed his DNA in the first place. There's seems to be no corner on earth where he can run, or fly as he's used too. Will wants to invisible, but is that possible? How can someone like him possibly have a normal place in the world? (Completed) ©Copyright AwsomeDragons

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Percy Jackson gets kicked out of Camp Half Blood and gets cheated on. He then becomes Ajax, one of the heartless warriors in the Elite Warriors team. Now he has to go back to help the people at his old home. Will he help them, or turn to the other side? ***IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REVISED (I wrote this like five years ago)

My name is Tide. I'd love to say hi and all, but if I tell you my location two very bad things could happen. First, someone who isn't really on my list of favorite people might find the information. Then, they would hunt us down and try to use our powers to take over the world and other maniacal things. Yeah, not so fun. However, I'd like it if people knew how things really happened. You may see things on the news, and they may sound bad, but trust me, this is the real story. Because I'm an Elemental. And somebody needs to set the record straight.* [Action #101] [Fantasy #2] :: cover credit goes to the lovely ATXNNA :: *heyo so this book is pretty old, some (a lot of) spelling mistakes, some (a lot of) plot holes, but if you're looking for some fast paced action and some sarcasm and some cliche romance you should honestly just go to the second book but yeah, this has got that, just with, you know, the glaring faults in the story line. Just a warning.