[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

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