I fell in love with a physicist, and then we lost ourselves. Maybe there are places we can all be happy. We just need to find those places. Or maybe they don't exist.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This project has since been scrapped. For any character questions, please head on over to ask.fm/crayonchronicles

"How do you choose from three kinds of perfect?" * * * * * Most people know me as the smartest girl in school but my real name is Sara Preston. My life changed when I wore a dress with more sparkle than a disco ball The football captain who was my childhood best friend. An Honors student with the most amazing blue eyes and a British accent. My childhood nemesis who could disarm a nuclear bomb with his smile. How do you choose from three kinds of perfect? You just can't. Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper cover by @FvckHumans

Writing one shots because of the one and only Marcel Styles. This is not one continuous story, each chapter is a different chapter.

Marcel is the laughing stock of Greenwood High. The football teams punching bag. The quiet nerd who keeps to himself. But when Marcel asks Georgia Rose --the most popular girl in school-- to prom, things get even worse for him. But when Georgia's friends convince her to take Marcel's offer as a joke, he has no idea. Though as time passes and prom approaches, Georgia sees what lies underneath Marcel's glasses and starts to fall for him. Can Georgia convince the school to forgo the plan in time before prom night?

******READ A BIT OF MY LATEST CHAPTER TO SEE HOW MUCH MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED LIKE HONEST ITS SO CRINGEY I CANT****** Falling in love with your best friend seemed too cliche for my liking, so me and my best friend always knew we weren't going to do just that. However, life is so unexpected and before I knew it, I had a brain tumor, was stripped of my old life and given a new one. A life without my best friend, Niall Horan. I left the X Factor, where I had made it up to bootcamp, but it didn't matter. My dreams were crushed, there was no hope. I never did tell Niall, about my brain tumor and just cut contact with him. He didn't need to worry about me. What I didn't realize is that Faith also comes into play and well Faith does whatever the hell it wants. So next thing I know, here I am, reunited with my best friend. My brain tumor is gone, and I have my best friend back. It's times like these where I realize it's just a little too good to be true. And it is. Slowly, without even meaning to, I start falling for the boy who was none other then my best friend. Everyone knows falling in love with someone you simply cannot have is a nightmare, and I feel as though this nightmare will just never end.

A short story of an abandoned bathroom stall door giving desperate, heartbroken girls relationship advice, hot guys incorrectly trying to woo hearts, a stupid dare in action, and irrationality ruling the minds of every character.

Jazlyn Rodriguez and Adeline Blue were rapidly becoming the most watched vloggers on Youtube. How you may ask? Easy. Prank the famous boyband, One Direction, multiple times with no mercy. Then, combine all the videos into one and deliver it to the world to watch via Youtube. You may encounter five embaressed, revenge-seeking boyband members but, never fear; they can only trick you if you let them. Along the way you will meet girls that make your skin crawl but, you'll also have the pleasure of meeting geniune people. At the end of the day, you'll end up with the luxury of living a life you always dreamed of thanks to that one phone call. And to think it all started with dancing. Friendships. Vlogging. Pranking. [Cover cred: @worldgirlalways] [[trailers in chapter 1 and 2]] *completed/editing*