Funny Pickup lines

Funny pick up lines

Funny Text Bloopers: 2

Funny Text Bloopers: 2

100 Funny Comebacks

That pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks

Funny Quotes

Basically I find some quotes from the internet and use my weird humor to try (and fail) to make them funny. Updates very slow. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the images used and they belong to their respective owners and all that stuff

Funny quotes

The Possessive Beast

#33 in Romance- Highest Rank Xavier Knight Collins What if there is a man who kills without hesitation ? What if he doesn't care for others ? What if he is ruthless? What if he is feared by all? What if he is the horror story parents tell their children ? What is he is the Beast ? ...

Saving Gracie | ✓

[ Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction ] !! USED TO BE 'THE PLAYER STOPPED ME FROM JUMPING' !! !! NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON !! __________ Grace Parkinson doesn't know what it feels like to be happy. Living in a world where people aren't nice, where people aren't like the people in the movies, it makes her think that there i...

Breaking The Bad Boy (Completed)

Ashley Martin has been through more grief than a person experiences in their entire life and carries baggage that no kid should ever entail. Tyler Miller is the school's scandalous bad boy who acts on impulse, blinded rage and will single-handedly destroy anybody who stands in his way. Then all of a sudden, they're th...

The Gang Leaders Angel

"He was bad. He smoked, he broke the law, he drove too fast for his own good. He didn't care because no one taught him how to. But when it came to her, he wanted to be the best man. He couldn't bare the thought of her being hurt by him.... or by anyone else. He would kill to protect her, the girl who cared about someo...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Xavier [COMPLETED]

"Close your eyes." he croaked, I did as I was told without any disobedience. "Have you any idea how badly I want to kiss you right now?" I shook my head in reply. "Badly, so fucking badly." he whispered as his harsh breath fanned across my cheek. Dark haired and tattooed, Xavier looked like the ultimate bad boy...but...

Saving Everest

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Adrift after a failed suicide attempt, golden boy Everest can't find anything worth living for - until he meets Beverly, a loner determined to prove him wrong. ***** For a boy who seemed to have it all - wealth, good looks, popularity, a wide circle of...

Living With The Bad Boy

Bronte Davis is Worthington High's sweetheart. With a charismatic and loveable personality and a drive to help anyone and everyone, it's easy to understand just why everyone loves her. That is, everyone except Blake Parker; the school's rude and arrogant bad boy. But even that's not hard to understand why. While Blake...

Everything leads back to you (on-hold)

How can you escape all the pain within your heart and move on from the past... knowing it hurt the one person you truly loved. What happens when you learn that what you've been running from all these years, was all wrong? How can you mend what has been broken for so long? Are apologies enough to heal all wounds and...

Safe Haven (ElNella fanfic)

Life is never fair. It can change in an instant. In a blink of an eye, it can take away everything we've known and lived for. One moment, you have everything. Then in an instant, you can lose it all. How can you live when there's nothing left to live for? How can you breathe when the universe has taken away the air...

Stay With Me (Book 2, the With Me series)

Stay With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In this sequel to She's With Me, tensions are high as secrets are unraveled after Aiden's arrest. Amelia and Aiden are strong, but even the strongest can sink under the weight...

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

Lost Girl

(Book 1 - Peter Pan x Reader) After losing everything, (Y/N) finds her self being taken by a shadow to an island. Whist she's on this island she meet a boy named Peter Pan and his lost boys. After a rough start she become friends with them and start to get feelings for a certain one... Peter Pan!!! Hope you enjoyxxxx...

Mr. Popular and I

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expect...

Fire And Ice

He leaned closer and stopped about a few centimeters from my mouth. I started to shiver at how close he was. He looked deep in my eyes and whispered, "You're mine, my little snowflake. Don't ever forget that."

Just Friends

You don't fall in love with your best friend. Especially if he has a girlfriend. A girlfriend who is drop- dead gorgeous and has a sophisticated British accent. But that's exactly what happens to Jade Tucker. When her best friend Alexander Carter comes back home after almost 8 years the last thing she expected was for...

Insults & Jokes (Funny combacks & Insults)

This book is in no way to offense people, they're just funny to read. If you don't take them well or feel offended, please exist this immediately. • • • Insults and jokes. Copyright ©. All rights reserved.

The Art of Breaking Hearts ✓

[Highest Rank; #3 in Humor 3/27/17] --- I was unable to keep myself from blushing. "I'm not his girlfriend." "Yet." Ryder and Benjamin said simultaneously. "Oh, so the conceitedness runs in the family?" I asked with a roll of my eyes. "I'm afraid so. Now, tell me more about yourself." "Well, I like...

Let's Play a Game [Editing]

**Please forgive my mistakes and crappy-ness. I am under-going editing... It may take a while. Thank you for reading and making it hit over FIVE MILLION reads omfg :'D ^_^ BUT IT IS GETTING EDITED...SLOWLY....SO PLEASE IGNORE MISTAKES AND STUPIDITY :)))** ❝I hear you're a player... So lets play a game. Let's sweet tal...

Remember Me

Intertwined pasts. Lost presents. Brooklyn Winters finds herself blind to her past, too focused on the present and the future in front of her. Brandon Hayes is trapped in his past, oblivious to the present, unknowing of his future. They used to be close. Then they were broken apart. To be true to themselves, they mus...

BLSC #3 : Capturing The Locason

BLSC #3 Zac Malvon A racer with handsome face and charms , popular among girls and lastly playboy. He's a type of guy that can date 2 girls at the same time without them knowing that he's cheat on them. He loves his playboy ways and want to stay like that until 35 but fate says differently Cailey Locason A writer who...

BLSC #2 : His Secret Admirer

BLSC #2 Aiden Locason The number one heartbreaker , even with that title girls still chasing him and follow him like a lost puppy. For him , none of them like him because it's him but only because fame and money. But little did he know.. someone really likes him with all her heart Elena Colton Ordinary girl who loves...

Undercover Beauty

Lacy Stewart was the schools biggest nerd, and smartest girl. Who just so happens to have the exact same name as a famous model? People don't even wonder if Lacy has a deep secret. Until the schools jock figures it out by accident!

Unexpectedly [KathNiel]

Katherine entered a famous youth game with the university's popular guy named Dean. Her peaceful life with only goals to think of changed since then. It was added with a lot of unexpected twists. She came to the point wherein the only choice left is to sacrifice a very important person and feeling to be able to prove...