PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]

show me your open palms

you're gonna hate me after this.

grow from the dirt that they left you in. started: october 2016 ended: november 2016

N is a depressed popular kid with a starved canine howling in their chest. F is an invisible nobody with a fragile feline clawing at their spirit. When the feral and the canine meet, only chaos of the most feral kind can ensue.

"your heart is soft to the touch; i think i'll love you forever."

A seventeen year old boy named Jacob meets his (potentially insane) birth father for the first time, and goes with him on a road trip to dig up Nazi war paintings, hoping for a quick million. Or billion. Whatever works. A story about loving the ones who raised you and forgiving the ones who didn't.