These are a bunch of Septiplier one shots, (there are also longer stories in here) there's definitely smut, a lot of fluff, there's jokes and some sadness too. There also may be some sensitive subjects which will have a trigger warning at the beginning. Hope you enjoy. **Note: This is my first book and it was kind of me figuring out how to write so the punctuation is horrendous at the beginning and I feel like the stories are sometimes really extreme. But hopefully some of the later stories are better. **Also, I don't support Septiplier anymore, and don't write about it anymore.

[probably gonna be smut mostly]

"If you're the nutella, then I'm the bread. Wanna know why? Because you'll be spreading yourself all over me tonight~" Note: This story does contain graphic depictions of sexuality, strong language, and/or other mature themes. Don't proceed to read if you don't know about the birds and the bees.

This one I'm going to try to make it very kinky. Hope you guys will like it!!!