Duchess Melanie Amdusias has been in love with the Human World since her first contract as a child. As she ventures further from the portal bridging Hell and the Human World she encounters William, the Angel of Life, and that love is directed to him. After he continuously fails to trap her, he tries a different tactic: befriend her. When the friendship blossoms and turns into something more, the two don't realize God and Lucifer have their ways of learning what their children are doing. WARNINGS: mention of rape (Loss of Innocence), some abuse, violence *Edits completed: 5/15/19*

Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph who lives inside the tree. Better yet, she wants to share an eternity of Arcadian delights with him. But first she has to kill the man she holds responsible for a spate of forest fires--Ray's boss, a mid-level bureaucrat (and soccer dad) who she insists is the King of the Woods. -- King of the Woods, or Trivial Pursuit retells the myth of rex Nemorensis as an urban fantasy. Updates every Tuesday.