Just a bunch of random crap I wrote cause I was bored...enjoy!!! :) Ps: this is my first crack!fic so NO FLAMES PLEASE!! thanks! If you think the jokes are stupid, IM SORRY!! I'm just a lonely person trying to be funny. :( Doctor who isn't mine. If it was,The Doctor would be dating The Master ;)

Are you bored in class everyday? If you are or you just like being trouble then read this book!

Just a list of stuff. Co-written by @tinyburntmarshmallow

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.

My name is Sean But my closest friends and family call me Jack My full name is Sean William McLoughlin But now it's Sean William Fischbach I married this amazing man named Mark And yes I am gay If you have a problem with it I don't care I love him And that's exactly how I got pregnant (Also if you have a problem with male pregnancy, this book is not for you) In this book, males can get pregnant It explains more if you read WARNING Smut scenes Lemon scenes Cursing Violence

This fanfic contains a crap ton o' smut and a lot of cringe. Ps I have no idea what to name this sooo I tried..Pps I don't really ship Septiplier anymore but I worked really hard on it so I'm still keeping it....Your Welcome Created on 9/17/16

AU where Harry doesn't get together with Ginny. Instead, he ends up falling for a certain grey-eyed Slytherin; one who makes the first move.

When two rivals are forced to speak, so as to not die of boredom, a mutual friendship is born. But when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter both reveal secrets that not even their friends know, they strive to help each other in any way possible. It starts off on the train ride home after 6th year (This is a story my friend and I made together by role play texting, but I'm going to make it in bookish form. This is an original story) Btw abuse alert at the beginning of the story I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR PLOT JK ROWLING WAS AMAZING, IM JUST ADDING GAYNESS

Summary: In Harry's seventh year, an unexpected subject pops up on his schedule. Pre-HBP AU. "Sex Magic", Harry/Draco, NC-17 Title: Sex Magic Author: VelvetBlood Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, Hogwarts, or anything resembling JKR's work.

Here are just a few poems, some of them i made up and some of them others have made up (i will give them credit) and yea i hope u Enjoy