Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

" Choose me, love me, fuck me" Both broken, both unhappy. They agreed to not look for each other, just cheat on their loved once for one night after meeting up in an annual mask party. Zayn Malik, member of One Direction currently engaged to Perrie Edwards. Tara Richi, designer at her aunts company that few days after the mask party signs a contract to design a clothing line for One Direction as they go on tour. Things start to heat up and get complicated when Tara realizes that she was sent on tour with the boy she cheated on with. When he realizes that she is the one he could not stop thinking of day and night he does anything to keep her close, but things get in the way like his soon to be wife Perrie. Do they have to stop their love or can they make it? Are they allowed to be together since she is working for them?

You may have heard about these two before. Harleen and Zayn. Zayn being the bad ass. Harleen being the new girl. Well if you've heard of them I'm sure you know their story. But now, they're back for more. Find out what other troubles wait for this newly reunited couple. Zayn has to protect her as the dangers get worse. And Harleen is in for one of the most surprising, memorable, scary, and happiest moment of her life. This is the biggest step in their young lives but will they even live through it? Find out in Bullets. Book two of the Criminal series. Book One - Trouble (Just press my account name and go to 'My Works', Trouble is the first book and Bullets is the second. Please read the first before you read this book if you haven't already read it. It'll make way more sense if you do!) *All Rights Reserved*

Dark. A person who sees the world as a bad place, who sees nothing good anywhere they turn, who thinks that there is no hope of anything, until they come across an unlikely world; light. Serenity was a confused girl, not knowing who she was or what her identity was. She was completely lost in a world full of lies and lust. All she had ever wanted was someone to love her. Someone to care for her. Everything changes in one night as a game is played on Serenity's life and the cold-hearted trouble marker known as Zayn is the player. Fates are twisted. Lust turns into love. Cruel games and wicked people are met as Zayn and Serenity cross worlds and struggle to fall for each other.

Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who instantly fall in love with the enemy even though they want to kill the hunter's entire family... Please, give her a break. The more Pepper tries to avoid these nauseating clichés and destroy them, the further she is dragged into a dark, supernatural world that is her own virtual worst nightmare. A world that includes a bunch of sexy, mysterious, and dangerous men lurking around every corner... Wait...what's the definition of "nightmare" again? * * * My writing page! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

What was supposed to be a short break turned into a six months break between Grace and Zayn. Zayn flew to New York, while Grace stayed in London to think about what she was feeling. When Grace is just about to forget about Zayn, he comes back....but he's not alone. And what does Grace do? She gets revenge. And if you thought the drama between Harry and Zayn was over? Think again. Be ready for a drama filled story between two people who deny they still love each other. But most importantly, jealousy is the ugliest trait.