"Hey Colossus!" Deadpool asked him. "What Deadpool?" Colossus replied. "What do you call an awesome superhero that can't die?!" DEADPOOL excitedly shouted. "Wolverine..." Colossus responded. Deadpool angrily squinted at Colossus. "NO! ME YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SCRAP METAL!!" Deadpool stood on his tippy ties and screamed into Colossus' face. "AND JT990 IS MAKING A BOOK ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!" Colossus raised his eyebrows as he finally understood the situation. "So when is this book coming to stores?" Colossus asked. "No metal head, this is the book! Like right now as we speak it is being typed into an app called Wattpad." Deadpool replied. "Huh?" Colossus was confused. "You know when people are like *Deadpool broke the fourth wall*?" Deadpool replied. "Uh-huh." Colossus said. "That's what it is, metal head." Deadpool insulted Colossus.