"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

This is set in 8x1 seventeen candles just after victor/victrola episode . Hope you like it ✌️

Mikayla Ross moved to Upper East Side from England with her brother Matt. Because she's wanted to go to Yale so she decided to go to the Constance. Blair and her friends bully her. But she met Chuck Bass at a bar.... SEXUAL CONTENTS ARE INCLUDED IN CHAPTER 10, 11, 19, 28 & 36 DO NOT COPY THIS.

With his signature scarf and dashing smile, everyone knows Chuck Bass, the rich ladies man. But no one knows what he's hiding. Blair Waldorf, the beautiful, witty fashion legacy has caught his eye, and he can't help but feel attracted to her. No one knows what he's hiding and he wants to keep it like that. And with someone as tricky as Chuck, he figures it will be no big deal. But when he is pushed too far, will his feelings rise above his wit?