"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

Basically what the title says

Spaceboy!Dan and Plantboy!Phil AU A planet explorer by the name of Dan stumbles upon a new system... And friend? Maybe he's not the first to wander into this corner of the universe.

Dan Howell? That's His Royal Highness Daniel James Howell, heir to a small European country's throne, to you, pleb. A royal pain in the ass, too, apparently. And him? Well, he's just Phil: a down on his luck journalist, searching desperately for a news story that'll save him from losing his crappy job. And who are they? They're members of the Russell family, a once prestigious dynasty brought to ruins by Howell's powerful ancestors. Bitter and resentful, they eye Perigna's heir as means of getting revenge to an old and potent slight. What are the chances of all three meeting up in London, eh?

"Go kill your self Alex no one likes you" lizzie yelled at me. "Fine I fucking well will" I yell as I run in to my room. *** 14 year old Alex has been in an orphanage since her parents died in a fire when she was 10. The only thing keeping her saine were her favorite YouTubers: Dan, Phil, my digital escape, Tyler Hagen and social repose. When some unsuspecting people visit the orphanage to adopt her life is turned up side down but will dan and Phil save Alex from her monsters before its to late?

Phil is a vampire who believes that humans and night creatures should live amongst each other in harmony. Dan is a vampire hunter, part of the clan, and believes that vampires like Phil don't exist.

"When you feel like you're just stuck in a hole, it's your Wonderwall that saves you." Dan signs himself into a mental hospital after he has suicidal thoughts. Once there he meets Phil, his shy roommate. He will do anything and everything to get Phil out of his shell. ~ inspired by the film "it's kind of a funny story" but the plot is quite different ~ (Grammar editing in progress)

+2 (222) 222 2222 I'll be there in an hour in some traffic! +1 (111) 111 1111 Who is this? •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. •. Or the story of the guy who sent the text to the wrong number*. *I'll be using the numbers (111) 111 1111 and (222) 222 2222 to avoid putting numbers on there that someone might call. But just imagine that they're real numbers that could potentially be messed up!

Dan is the popular kid at his school. He can have any girl he wants. But then Phil started in his class and everything changed. Now he doesn't want any girl. He wants Phil. But it's tough hiding that you're in love. And it's tough when jealousy takes over. Will they make it?

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?