STOP. THIS IS NOT THE PHANFIC. IF YOU CANNOT PAUSE FOR FIVE SECONDS TO READ THE DESCRIPTION, THEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS. I'M NOT CHANGING THE DAMN TITLE JUST BECAUSE YOU WONT READ THE DESCRIPTION. - This is the story of a man named Matthew Hoopes and his hat. Hoopes' hat becomes posessed and tries to tame Matthew Thiessen's ramen noodle hair. Together, along with their friends Cola and Sahara, they must work to put an end to the red hat and save Matt's majestic hair.

Just the shenanigans of a certain Adam Young and Matthew Thiessen with a dash of Hoopes. Mmmm... basically just the freshest story in the world. Cover Art by @evilpeoplewerehere

Matt Thiessen and Matthew Hoopes are on a vacation in London. But something unspeakable happens to Matt T's hair. With the help of his good friends Bill boss and Jim (prisoner 297) will they ever set things right? Haha you guessed it, this has nothing to do with his hair.

Matt falls in love.