●・○・●・○・● First of all, it starts with a simple knock on the door. An angry looking demon storms in and demands to see Blitzo, to have a chat with him. The purple demon looked like a teacher, but it could just be a coincidence. Then you have to bodyguard Stolas, apparently your childhood friend, who continuously bothers you, with Blitzo (your other childhood friend) scowling at the back of him. There is also a demon duel, but we'll save that for later. However, then on, Blitzo and Stolas ask you to 'accompany' them to Ozzie's, and you accept...or do you decline? From there on, drama starts happening. Not like it never happened, though. ■□■□■□■□■□■ ↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ haha uhh Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

One helluva day, A peculiar demon was found by an imp alongside a female hellhound. Working with them, you then received a mission. That is to be a bodyguard by none other than the prince of the Ars Goetia, who seems to take pleasure in your presence. Arriving in what seems to be a carnival, A certain rip-off jester grows to be deeply infatuated by you in not even a second. Soon enough, all of you stumble upon a famous popstar. Who is none other than the ex of your boss, yet takes high interest in you. Then there comes a festival, Where you'll meet a hitman whose eyes grow to be engrossed by you. Lastly, Blitzo turned and asked you on a date from the lust ring. However, you had to decline it. "𝘗𝘧𝘧𝘵, 𝘩𝘢! 𝘈𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘐'𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵..." _________________________________________ ⚠️ | NOTE: reader here is gender-neutral so everyone's welcome!! And you're also the same height as Millie and Moxxie, I'd like to imagine everyone's extremely taller than you | ⚠️ _________________________________________ Published: 01~19~22 Finished: --- _________________________________________ Highest rank/s: •#1 in helluvaboss (01-23-22) •#1 in slightviolence (01-25-22) •#1 in helluvabossxreader (01-25-22) •#1 in genderneutral (01-26-22) •#1 in demonsxreader (01-31-22) •#1 in readerxvarious (01-31-22) •#1 in various (02-05-22) •#1 in varioushelluvaboss (02-06-22) •#1 in slowupdates (02-19-22)

A human who's weary of their rotten life on Earth decides to leave it all behind and join I.M.P. Things sure do happen!